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it’s supposed to be transparent but who knows.

the-doctor786:

one-fandom-more:

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supernatural-addicted:

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someblokecalledrichbrook:

so far Tumblr is obsessed with: 

  • A genocidal, time-travelling alien
  • A sociopathic detective 
  • An insane, mass-murdering god of mischief
  • A manipulative cannibal 
  • Two monster-hunting serial killers

welcome to tumblr  

Don’t forget the gay angel

This is so accurate I want to cry

don’t forget satan. we love us some satan.

And death is adorable

WHAT ABOUT US?

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merrymishas:

engage-with-zorp:

I majored in gif making.

More like majored in becoming a hot piece of ass

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fatwink:

sexual orientation: anyone that gives me attention

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bandmembers-gonewild:

Mitch Lucker (Suicide Silence)
~shirtless band blog

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corporalcarp:

when you say that you’re going to bed but then you see a thing you want to reblog

image

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radiogrimshaw:


radiogrimshaw:


ten inch dick aka longer than my forearm


i know there are some writers who follow me
please
take note


I believe the average is 6 inches? The longest is 14, an he suffers dizziness when he gets a boner, and even though he’s heterosexual, he can only have sex with men (or anally with women) as his cock can’t fit in a vagina.
So writers, take note.


jesus h. christ


I once had a boyfriend who was quite well-endowed, and that was some painful, annoying shit right there (especially with a selfish dude who didn’t really think about that/blamed me for being “tiny,” what the fuck). The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep, though some women may have a depth of 6-7 inches.
Of course, a lady’s Sarlaac Pit is designed to accomodate rather large things. That does not, however, mean that it is comfortable or fun to have those large things in your hermetically-sealed shame basket, not to mention have it ramming repeatedly against your cervix. Ow fucking ow.
Contrary to popular belief, bigger is NOT ALWAYS BETTER.
A rectum can be between 5-7 inches deep. A pliable dildo could push past that, taking that sharp curve into the large intestine, if you’re patient and flexible and you have a lot of lube at your disposal. And you don’t mind things being in your INTESTINES, oh my God. A hard dick, however, that isn’t so bendy, would be another story entirely.
So if you’re shooting for realistic sex and your bottom isn’t into pain, you may want to reconsider giving your top anything over 7-8 inches of dick. 10+ inches might sound awesome but like Communism, for most people at least, it’s better in theory than it is in practice.
This very NSFW and TMI-imbued post brought to you by all the fucks I do not give.
Oh and if anyone accuses me of kink shaming I will find you and I will skin you.

ive learned a lot today omg

i think the last of my innocence just got killed reading this

#huge dicks are like communism

I reblogged this yesterday but I just have to reblogg again for ^

#huge dicks are like communism
can someone please put that on a shirt

10 inches is bigger than you forearm? Wow, you’ve got a small forearm. :3

The longest is actually 16 inches lol

John how the fuck do you know that?
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ollielephant:

I will never get over how hard I laughed the first time I saw this

Oh man the… the thing it was from named it and just the mention of the name will set me off now
None Pizza with Left Beef

none pizza with left beef is probably the funniest possible thing i can think of right now

the first time i saw this i literally cried for ten minutes and i still burst out laughing every time “none pizza with left beef” 
selfhelpbook:

irritable-belle-syndrome:

If a report of mugging was treated like a report of rape.
Word indeed.

WORD

the-hunters-angel:

This is pretty much what happened and you can not convince me otherwise.

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summer-of-spock:

wildandwild:

Panicking over each other’s stupid choices since 2258.

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